Hipsters love bikes. They also love wine. But because stuffing a bottle of red in your messenger bag before pedaling down to the park for a picnic is totally déclassé, it hasn't been possible to marry the two. Until now, that is. Etsy user oopsmark is now offering a "Bicycle Wine Rack," which is described thusly:
The handmade leather bicycle wine rack is perfect for taking wine with you on the go. It easily attaches to any 1″ bike frame with antique brass fasteners, while the hidden clamping mechanism holds the bottle securely. The oil-treated vegetable-tanned leather will only look better as it ages.
If you have $32 and what's left of your dignity to spare, this video will show you how you can look like even more annoying the next time you take your single-speed out for a wine run. [via Eater]