Though they seemed awfully happy performing together on American Idol mere months ago, Nuyorican power couple Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have announced that they're ending their seven-year marriage. ¡Ay Dios mio!
The pair's rep says everything's amicable and settled and all that, which hopefully means joint custody of their twins. But still, that's kinda sad huh? They seemed like one of the few Hollywood mega-couples that would actually last. I swear on Ryan Seacrest's grave, if this means Beyoncé and Jay-Z are going to get divorced soon, I am going to tear down the Hollywood sign. Same for you, Portia and Ellen. Everyone just stay put, OK? [People; photos via Getty]