A pleasantly awkward video from March of Bob Vander Plaats, the CEO of the group that's produced the infamous and hilarious "Marriage Vow" for Republican presidential candidates to sign in Iowa, has surfaced. Watch as he laughs his ass off at a dumb anti-joke about the gays.
Did you know that "fag" can refer to both a cigarette and a gay? Perhaps you figured this out in third grade and proceeded to dry out all of the joke possibilities within a matter of weeks. Bob Vander Plaats and his friends in Iowa, though, are still working through them!
ATTENDEE: You know what my wife says? She says: Iowa, the state where you can't smoke a fag, but you can marry one.
Watch as Bob Vander Plaats is like "Oh shoot," while cackling. Oh. Shoot! Heheheheheh. Eheh. Heh. Yikes.