Feeling the heat? Why not take your kids down to Indiana's Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center? Just try not to look at the two people having sex in the pool!
Or, y'know, go ahead and look at them—apparently "dozens of witnesses, including children" were witness to the union of 33-year-old Myron Helms and 40-year-old Victoria Cross (though one parent stood near the couple so as to guard her kids from getting close). Pool manager Cindy Schwab asked the couple to stop ("she could see the male's penis," according to the police report), and then called the police.
The pool later "added additional chemicals to the pool and recycled its water," thank God (still better than having a dead body float in your pool for two days!).
[The Smoking Gun; image via Shutterstock]