Whenever the thermometer creeps north of 90 degrees in NYC, you can be sure an intrepid wire photographer is going to head out and start snapping pictures of kids playing in fountains and people lounging in their underwear on park benches. Since it's so damn hot, here are some of the best "damn, it's hot" photos we could find.

James Walker Park is the home to the craziest damn water fountain we ever did see.

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The best part of this photo isn't the hot girl in the bikini. No, it's the leather-faced lech leering at her in the background.

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Quick, someone get to Bryant Park and check his pulse.

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This is what the High Line was built for: attractive young people doing absolutely nothing.

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Yes, they have kids in fountains in the Bronx too.

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This photo makes me think of Creamsicles for some reason.

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Sorry, but I just have to make a "sweating like a pig" joke. I just have to.

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Next summer Mad Maxine: Beyond Thunderdome will be in a theater near you.

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He better be calling me!

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Everything was cooler in Central Park in the '60s.

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