Boxing Kangaroo Attack Barely Fazes Tough Grannie

94-year-old Australian Phyllis Johnson was attacked by a rampaging, psycho "Big Red" kangaroo while she was hanging laundry in her backyard on Sunday. Johnson told the Courier-Mail that she "bashed it on the head but it kept going for me," and she was only saved when cops showed up and pepper sprayed its ass. Then her son, who clearly underestimated his badass mother, wanted her to go to the hospital:

"I wasn't going to go but I was pretty bruised and scratched up," she said.

"My son made me. I'm okay, although the roo took a chunk of flesh out of my leg and there's a chance they'll have to operate."

[Image via Flickr/j-ster]