McDonald's, which for years has played wicked witch to our plump little Hansels and Gretles, has announced that they are making their happy meals a bit healthier. Will this keep our children from having their first aneurisms at 12 years-old?
In fact, our kids have been chowing down on fried globules of mashed-up protein and carbohydrates at McDonald's for long that the new Happy Meal actually introduces a new health risk: That they'll be literally scared to death by unexpected fresh fruit. "Mommy, what are these cold things in my Happy Meal? Worms?" [Image via Getty]