Bravo has released a trailer for the second season of their hit show Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it's bizzonkers! I mean, if you're into that sorta thing. If you're into meth and shrieking and dinner party nervous breakdowns.
Who isn't into that??? Absolutely everyone is into that, whether they know it or not. That stuff is great! Now, though we've been burned before, I think it's OK to be looking forward to this new season (well, I mean, "looking forward to" is a strong phrase perhaps, let's go with "not entirely dreading"), because it's only the second and, as we all know, these Housewives shows are usually good through the second season. Then they turn into horrible boring garbage, with a bunch of self-aware idiots trying to hawk crappy products, but up until then? Aces. And this looks totally aces!
There are no new actual Housewives, but they've added two supporting ladies. One is some business lady and the other is Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife. If anyone had told me back in the Baywatch Nights days that being Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife would be enough to get you on a reality show, well I first would have said "What's a reality show?" but then I would have been like "Him? Really?" I mean, maybe Dalton James, but Eddie Cibrian? Weird.
Anyway, yeah, it also looks like Taylor goes crazy and Kim keeps doing her drug dance and Cedric shows up and Camille is still the most awful fake of all awful fakes. Business as usual. Fabulous business, though!