According to a transparent and successful piece of marketing linkbait bullshit survey, a full quarter of college students would give up sex in order to, let's see, [fill in the blank.]
Oh, in order to "never have to carry a textbook around," according to this particular survey from an e-book textbook company. It could have been anything really—in order to get free pizza every Friday, in order to have the football team go undefeated, in order to add a full point to their GPA. Whatever. Because at least a quarter of college students are not going to be getting laid no matter what else happens in their lives, so why not at least get some benefit out of it? No carrying textbooks, while not having sex? Sure, sounds mildly more convenient than carrying heavy textbooks and not having sex. Why not?
Go abstinent now and we'll throw in a free Gawker subscription!