Today we contemplated what to do with all these cats, these cats that are filling up New York. Many people offered suggestions, but one commenter really had the best solution.
Crazy glue them all together to make one really tall vertical cat. Then give the cat at the very top a long pole to hold onto, just like a tight rope walker has. That way the vertical cat won't tip over. Genius!
I want Vertical Cat. I want Vertical Cat right now! Make it happen, cat wranglers.
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