Today we heard the strange tale of a man in a rabbit suit who is terrorizing a small town. Oh no! Bunnies are supposed to be nice, not scary. But scary they are, now. Looks like we need to change all our children's songs. Luckily, one commenter got us started.
Little Bunny Foo-Foo
Hoppin' through the suub-urbs
Scoopin' up the children
AND MOLESTING THEM!!!
Terrifying! But completely true.