Chris Colfer's Modest Song Shack

Golden Globe Award-winning gay angel Chris Colfer, who beams beatifically as Kurt on Glee, has purchased himself his own little home in Laurel Canyon. Look how cute and unattractive it is!

Hopefully the singmeister will do something about the hidjeous façade and take that ugly glass thing off the kitchen counter. And I'm just dying to see how he decorates! I don't imagine it will be anything extravagant. Colfer only paid a small-for-Hollywood $860,000 for the pad after all. He doesn't need much, just a place where he can sing and gab with his girlfriends and hold boys' hands and maybe kiss a little but nothing else. St. Kurt of Ohio would never do anything else. Happy housewarming, kiddo! [Real Estalker; Image of Colfer via Getty]