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Reporting live from a helicopter above London's riot-ravaged streets today, a Sky News camera zoomed in on a man in a hooded anorak, who then turned around and broke some news of his own: His butt crack.

For violence and turmoil may swirl, and injustice and destruction may run rampant, but the most commonly felt of humankind's aspirations—getting naked butts on live TV—will never die. [BigBrotherNews]