This may surprise you, but The Bachelor Pad—a show in which "eighteen former participants from The Bachelor and The Bachelorette come together under one roof competing for half a million dollars"—is quite trashy.

Here is a clip where contestants compete to see who can perform an acrobatic sex pose while suspended above a bed in swimsuits for the longest.

Bachelor Pad Contestants Compete at Simulating Sex on Swings


The clip is prefaced with an Access Hollywood reporter webbing her fingers together and mashing her hands back and forth, like a 12-year-old boy making lewd gestures in study hall. "They're mounted! They're wearing bikinis! They're like this! [hand sex motion] So good." Eh, I've seen better. Pornographic sex swing technology is pretty advanced these days. [via Buzzfeed]