This may surprise you, but The Bachelor Pad—a show in which "eighteen former participants from The Bachelor and The Bachelorette come together under one roof competing for half a million dollars"—is quite trashy.

Here is a clip where contestants compete to see who can perform an acrobatic sex pose while suspended above a bed in swimsuits for the longest.

The clip is prefaced with an Access Hollywood reporter webbing her fingers together and mashing her hands back and forth, like a 12-year-old boy making lewd gestures in study hall. "They're mounted! They're wearing bikinis! They're like this! [hand sex motion] So good." Eh, I've seen better. Pornographic sex swing technology is pretty advanced these days. [via Buzzfeed]