Alec Baldwin is not running for mayor of New York. But he might in the future. God, this guy needs to make up his mind. He's running for Congress, then he's not running for Congress. He's interested in running for office and then he's running for mayor, and now he's not. We don't care anymore.
Stop teasing us with this nonsense again and again. Sure, it would be fun to have the liberal actor man be our mayor or congressman just so that the man Page Six tirelessly called the "bloviator" would actually be in politics. But that small thrill is not worth the back and forth that this not-at-all qualified dilettante is putting us through. So just quit it altogether, Alec. You've been on enough first dates with floozies (and other reporter types) to know that no one likes a tease.
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