If you're spending your whole summer being jealous of people with mansions in the Hamptons, you need to start being jealous of people who have trailers in the Hamptons. Because the trailers there are nice!
Not to be all bourgie about it, but most trailers aren't that nice? And probably don't cost between $500,000 and $650,000? But not Hamptons trailers! No sir. According to Curbed, Hamptons trailers are very fancy and expensive, so much so that reasonably upper middle class people can't afford to live in them. Pretty incredible.
In a related story, the hobos in the Hamptons are all just retired railway tycoons.