Market Plunges 520 Points, Proving Market Is RidiculousS

On Monday, the Dow Jones average fell by 635 points. Doom! The next day, it rose by 430 points. Reprieve! And today, it has dropped by another 520 points.

During that three-day period, the underlying conditions of the global economy have changed not a bit. This proves that—on a day-to-day level—it's all more or less bullshit. Time to stop paying attention for a while, America. You're just getting yourself all worked up for nothing.

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