Today we heard the unfortunate news that an Olive Garden eatery in North Carolina might be the site of a hepatitis outbreak. Yikes! Might be time for a little PR maneuvering, starting with a new slogan for commercials.

From Grim Reaper of the Forest:

Olive Garden - When You're Here, You're Infected with a Member of the Picornaviridae Family.

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