As if Fashion's Night Out—Anna Wintour's fake charity that encourages people to shop with celebrities, free drinks, and parties (but never discounts)—wasn't annoying enough, now the cast of Glee has been named the official spokespeople this year.
While I love the thought of running into Chris Colfer at Barneys, Lea Michele at Macy's, or Heather Morris at Opening Ceremony this September 8th, it's already enough to deal with all the cosmo-swilling bridge-and-tunnel "fashionistas" at these events. Now we're going to have to contend with squealing tween girls who come out to see the cast of Glee? Apparently shrieking is the hot accessory for fall. We'll get you for this one, Anna. Oh, yes we will.