Today isn't only the day Elvis died. It's the day another pop legend, Madonna, was born. She was spotted celebrating today in London with her kids and her new 24-year-old boyfriend. Boy, he really does fit the mold.
What I love about the latest iteration of Madonna is that she cycles through identical younger lovers the same way certain male stars of a certain age do. The latest, Brahim Zaibat (on the far right in the hood), is just Madonna's type. He's young, foreign, of color, a DJ and a dancer (usually just one of those will do), and, knowing the size queen the Material Girl is, probably has something going on downstairs. Also, he's completely disposable. So, happy birthday, Madge. Don't do anything different. He doesn't make you look old and desperate, he just makes all of us jealous.