Hit radio funnyman Rush Limbaugh noted on his program today that Kraft is creating a special new two-tiered Oreo made with both chocolate and vanilla frosting. Being the hit radio funnyman that he is, he immediately infused this latest unimpressive snack unveiling with comical racial politics:
Well, it — what it's going to be here, it's actually a biracial cookie. You've got three of the chocolate wafers, and then you've got the white vanilla cream — the cream — and then there's a chocolate cream. So you've got, you've got three — the stuff, the thing that says Oreo on it, the wafer. And then you've got the white cream, then you've got another chocolate wafer, then you've got the chocolate cream, and then you've got the bottom wafer.
The Triple Double Oreo. You wait, it isn't going to be long before it's called the Or-Bam-eo, or something like this. Well, it's a biracial cookie, here.
Yes, Rush, it won't be long before it's called the "Or-Bam-eo," because it's "actually a biracial cookie." I think we all thought exactly that when Kraft decided to make some dumb new cookie featuring the two most obvious flavors available: "This is all Barack Obama's fault."