Dick-Snip Vic to Cock Chop Doc: You Prick

In 2007, Phillip Seaton, a middle-aged man in Kentucky, went to the doctor to be circumcised, to help "treat inflammation," TWSS. You'll never guess what happened next.

The doctor maintains he found cancer in the man's penis during surgery and that it had to be removed, according to the physician's attorney. The patient claims the surgery was supposed to be a circumcision and he never authorized the amputation, nor was he given a chance to seek a second opinion.

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Second opinion!!!!! "No thx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Phillip Seaton was awarded nine hundred skadrillion dollars in his lawsuit. Wait—that was a psychic message I just got from THE NEAR FUTURE.

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