Arizona Woman Hopes to be World's First Infinity-Sized Model

From The Sun — the same people who brought us the hoax known as Botox Mom, so take this with a grain of salt (and 200 sticks of butter) — comes the story of Susanne Eman, an Arizona mother of two boys who is consuming 20,000 calories a day in an attempt to reach her goal of 1,600 pounds. (She weighs 728 now.) Why 1,600? Because it would make her the fattest human being in history, of course!

Eman has a blog chronicling her plod into the record books as well as a Twitter account. We wish her the best of luck in her pursuits. (Translation: We hope she finds the help she needs.)

Please now enjoy this Susanne Eman sizzle reel. [The Sun]