Because nobody should be forced to endure an entire 30 minutes of America's most overexposed family every Sunday night, I'll be watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians for you and reporting back with a clip of each episode's most cringeworthy 15 or so seconds.

Tonight: The whole krew took a trip to Bora Bora, but things got off to a rocky start when Kim's now-husband Kris Humphries threw her into the water, causing her to lose a $75,000 diamond earring. Here, in a special double-length clip, is how Kim reacted to the discovery.