A Collection of Bad Political Twitter Jokes from the DC Earthquake

Holy potatoes that was some kinda Washington Earthquake of 2011 that we just had! Everyone has fallen into the Potomac River. But not before everyone got to make a bad joke on Twitter relating to current national politics! Because it's in DC, know? You can tell it's a "bad" political earthquake joke if it's a political earthquake joke in general. Here's a poorly culled selection.

That last one was mine. What? Bad DC political earthquake jokes are irresistible.

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