The May-December freak show of 51-year-old Lost actor Doug Hutchison and 16-year-old bride Courtney Stodden continues. In this interview with an Australian morning show, Courtney and Doug introduce their "family," a bow tie-wearing yorkie named Tuna and a hot pink chupacabra named Bizarre.

They discuss their relationship and forthcoming "reality show like no other." Courtney on why she loves Doug: "His face, his body, his sexy hair." Courtney on why Doug loves her: "What's in front of me!" Is that a reference to her future, or her boobs?

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The duo also discusses Courtney's recent Baywatch photoshoot. How did Courtney even acquire a swimsuit like that?! Since she had not yet been born when that style was popular, is this like a history project for her?

"Courtney really embodies the classic, iconic figures of the past," Doug explains. "The Marilyn Monroes."

"Old Hollywood, very classy," his teen lover interjects.

"The Sharon Tates," he continues. "The Pamela Andersons."

"The world should not forget beautiful women like that," she concludes.

I can't parse any of this. I no longer know right from wrong. I just know that "a reality show like no other" is probably an accurate description. [@CourtneyStodden, Celebitchy]