Anthony Weiner and Huma Are on a 'Babymoon'S

Anthony Weiner and improbably patient wife Huma Abedin are on an "Italian babymoon," which is when you take time off work to hang out atop an Italian baby's butt. Haha, just kidding, it's when you celebrate the fact that your wife is five months pregnant and still married to you, even though you are a exhibitionist idiot who has showed his penis to half of the planet while she was carrying your first child in her womb. By going to Italy.

Anthony and Huma are staying at a resort in Positano, overlooking the Amalfi Coast, Page Six reports. By coincidence, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are honeymooning simultaneously nearby, which means the Amalfi Coast has more unwitting porn stars per capita than any other place in the world, right now. [P6, image via AP]