How does a lawyer describe, in a lawsuit, an incident where a New York sculptor allegedly tossed some shit onto the neighboring terrace of a $20 million art gallery over a 4.8 inch property dispute? Like this, actually:
"The fact that the final resting place of that object was south of its point of impact made clear that it had been thrown from the north, that is, 259 Bowery," the gallery alleges in a Manhattan Supreme Court lawsuit. "At the time the fecal matter was discovered, the Gallery was open to the public."
And that's how rich people settle disputes.