Sad, Dead Hurricane Beast Spotted on Long Island

Behold the sight of this poor Irene victim, whose bloated, furry body was spotted by this blogger on the sands of Long Beach, New York. What do you think it is? Don't say it's a "Montauk monster," because that guy was irreplaceable.

It's probably not a chupacabra, either, because those mythical creatures only roam in the forests of Maryland and TV Newsland. Its face and ears seem bear-like, but its snout reminds us of wolves. And its rounded middle is kind of wildebeesty. Can you identify its genus? For now let's just call it "Mr. Wolfabeast." [Image via A Kook's Journal]