Because nobody should be forced to endure an entire 30 minutes of America's most overexposed family every Sunday night, I'll be watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians for you and reporting back with a clip of each episode's most cringeworthy 15 or so seconds.

Tonight: remember when Kim started sobbing last week after now-husband Kris Humphries threw her into the ocean in Bora Bora, causing her to lose a $75,000 diamond earring? Tonight, we witnessed the earring saga's even more ridiculous conclusion, a special minute-long clip of which you'll find above.