So a full eight years ago, then-Sen. Rick Santorum made an offensive slippery-slope argument with regards to legalizing gay marriage and how it would lead to constant bestiality everywhere. Some folks on the Internet responded by pulling a Google prank that forever links his name to frothy anal discharge. But this doesn't still bother Santorum, does it? Railing against it isn't, say, a part of his stump presence nowadays?

Yeah, it does, and it is:

"So the gay community said, 'He's comparing gay sex to incest and polygamy, how dare he do this,' and they have gone out on a, I would argue, jihad against Rick Santorum since then," the former senator said at a campaign stop in Spartanburg, S.C., on Friday.

Gay Jihad? Well, let's fack-check that. It appears that... no, no people are putting their lives in danger in order to make the occasional Internet joke about Rick Santorum, sorry. But maybe they should?

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You can also see him comically yelling about napkins, again, in the clip up top.

[Image via AP]