Human Feet Keep Washing Ashore in Vancouver

Vancouver is feeling the agony of de feet. (Yup, that's happening.) The 11th, yes eleventh, severed human foot in four years washed up on shore near the Canadian city on Tuesday, leaving police stumped, but determined to keep people from getting whipped up into a serial killer panic.

Area police insist that these feet, only three of which have been identified (as belonging to men who'd been reported missing), were those of people who accidentally drowned or committed suicide. So, nothing to worry about, Vancouverites! There isn't some serial killer living out on Bowen Island, chopping up men and sending their feet on journeys out into the sea as some kind of terrifying message! That's totally not happening.

In related news, that is exactly what's happening. Everyone freak out. [NYDN; image via Shutterstock]