Because nobody should be forced to endure an entire 30 minutes of America's most overexposed family every Sunday Monday night, I'll be watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians for you and reporting back with a clip of each episode's most cringeworthy 15 or so seconds.

Tonight: It was the season finale, and Kim got engaged! How'd she spend her first few seconds as fiancée to Kris Humphries? By gawking at her $2 million engagement ring, of course.