Adele to Vogue: 'I Puke Quite a Lot'

Adele vomits constantly, but it's more anxiety disorder than eating disorder. Madonna ridicules a fan on an open mic. Alyson Hannigan isn't pregnant, just bloated. Alexander Skarsgard growls at girls. Tuesday gossip is body conscious.

  • Adele vomits constantly, but not in an eating disorder way. "I puke quite a lot before going on stage, though never actually on stage...The bigger the freak-out, the more I enjoy the show." You'd think this would eventually have negative consequences on her voice (wasn't excess stomach acid Ashlee Simpson's excuse for lip syncing?) but so far so good, I guess. [Us, Vogue, Image via Getty]
  • Alexander Skarsgard went "on the hunt for some midnight tequila" at the Hamptons this weekend. A separate report has him "'doing growls' and some air-claw baring" later in the night, so it is safe to say he probably found it. [P6, Gatecrasher]
  • Here's a Madonna at a Venice Film Festival press conference, receiving a bouquet of hydrangeas. She rolls her eyes, tosses the bouquet on the floor, then turns to her seatmate and announces, "I absolutely loathe hydrangeas. He obviously doesn't know that." All in the vicinity of a live microphone, and press conference cameras! You'd think she'd be better with those by now. [Celebitchy]

  • Free-range spaghetti noodle Gwyneth Paltrow is still talking about the life she saved on 9/11, when she almost ran a lady over with her ginormous SVU, thereby preventing the lady from getting to work on time. "Basically, what happened was I had gone to a yoga class very early." Yoga saves! Gwyneth saves! Hail GOOP! [Us]
  • Colin Farrell on filming kissing scenes: "It's always strange to kiss someone when you know they're getting paid to kiss you back. That's the most simple, mathematical way to put it." O RLY? "But it's part of the gig and at the same time, kissing is lovely. So any time I get to kiss someone, that's great." Oh, really. [FemaleFirst]
  • Lindsay Lohan community service update: 45 hours down, 445 to go! After a few hundred more hours at a women's shelter, she will switch to duty at the county morgue. [Radar]
  • Adele to Vogue: 'I Puke Quite a Lot'"Is Alyson Hannigan PREGGERS?!" gossips asked after seeing the doe-eyed beauty's distended belly at the Malibu Chili Cook Off Carnival this weekend. "NO, I'm not pregnant. I just ate too much carnival food, that time of the month, hurt my back & couldn't suck my gut in, and need to do cardio! And I'm NEVER gonna wear that shirt again!!!" Well, this is awkward. [Perez, Us, @Alydenisof]
  • Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel attended a wedding in Colorado, and "everyone was kind of hoping Justin would get up and perform with the band" at a bar they went to later. Instead, one of his friends got up and "played the bluegrass violin"! But that guy wasn't famous, so it's like, WTF, why do these hobos keep rushing the stage? [Radar]
  • Chaz Bono on his transphobic haters: "It's made me realize I'm really glad I'm doing this, because America really needs to see this… there's so many just completely inaccurate stereotypes and thoughts that people have." [ABCNews, Celebitchy]
  • Guy Ritchie had a baby with girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley, who looks a little like Kate Beckinsale. Mazel tov! [Mirror]