Justin Bieber Brings His Unique Pop Stylings to the Tech Bubble

Justin Bieber has reportedly invested in a "stealth New York startup." This is a good sign for the health of the tech industry, as Justin Bieber is famous for his investing acumen and overall financial genius.

Business Insider bases its report on rumors of Bieber's investment, and the fact he was spotted playing basketball with venture capitalist Mike Duda of Consigliere Brand Capital. Hopefully JB's new venture is more thought-out than his first foray into tech investment: Bieber is part-owner of a super-shady anti-texting software company/penny stock out of Boca Raton, Florida.

Judging from his songs, one can predict that Bieber's investment strategy hinges on companies that look good in tight jeans and won't never, ever, leave him. [Image via Getty]