Scenes from the Scantily Clad All Male Underwear ShowS

Yes, Fashion Week doesn't technically start until the stroke of midnight, when the city will use Anna Wintour's cold magic to transform itself into a place of model parties, runway shows, and clothing presentations. But before women's wear takes over, let's give the men an equal opportunity to shine. It's only fair, right?

Last night underwear brand 2(x)ist had a runway show all their own. Maybe it was to show off their new line or maybe it was just to give the women and gays in town for the couture extravaganza something to get worked up about. Usually fashion shows are boring, but here's one we really wish we were invited to. Since we missed it, let's all take a look at what went on in this wonderful world where the only thing keeping manhood in check is a thin veil of cotton.

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Scenes from the Scantily Clad All Male Underwear ShowS

This is what every one of these guys looks like in their Grindr photo.

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Scenes from the Scantily Clad All Male Underwear ShowS

Oh, excuse me. You seem to have some Crackerjack there on your chest.

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Scenes from the Scantily Clad All Male Underwear ShowS

Come on, guys, now is no time to get shy.

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Scenes from the Scantily Clad All Male Underwear ShowS

The scent of balls was in the air.

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Scenes from the Scantily Clad All Male Underwear ShowS

Now that is an ass, man.

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Scenes from the Scantily Clad All Male Underwear ShowS

The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boys of Company B(ulge). Look it's Rod-i-ney from The A List.

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Scenes from the Scantily Clad All Male Underwear ShowS

I want to smack the looks (and the bad sunglasses) right off their faces.

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Scenes from the Scantily Clad All Male Underwear ShowS

I would never wear any of these underwear, but boy are these some pretty packages.

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