Today we heard the sad tale of a drunken elk stuck in a tree (elk is what they call moose in Europe, guys). Very sad! The poor creature. And I bet it felt terrible the next morning. At least one commenter knows what will make it feel better.
From BoxMeowBox:
Take two Elka Seltzers.
Ba-DOOM. BoxMeowBox is here all week. Try the veal. But not the elk.
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