Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

Last night was the third annual Fashion's Night Out, Anna Wintour's fake charity. We must acknowledge that this is now a global thing that happens, and will continue to happen, once every year, like some sort of culling of the herd. Here are all the celebrities, parties, and ridiculous fashions that you missed by not attending.

In the spirit of the event, we created an FNO Scavenger Hunt. Fun, right! Apparently not, since we didn't receive a single response. Hopefully you were all just having too much fun hobnobbing around town to participate. Just in case you missed out, here's a gallery of the shining stars that made up FNO 2011.

Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

There they are, Double Trouble Anna and Karl, no doubt sharing a snicker about someone's weight gain. Or sharing a laugh about whatever it is that Space People laugh about.

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Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

I guess this is the cast of How to Make it in America? Guess they'll make it any day now. Any day.

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Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

It wouldn't be a fashion event without some sezy looking living mannequins. Look how their eyes follow you when you move!

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Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

Sonja Morgan, from Real Housewives of New York and other headband-related famous things, participated in San Francisco's FNO rather than New York's. In her June Cleaver costume she looks more Housewife than ever.

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Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

Someone turn these guys into a wallet or a pair of boots or something. Because, fashion. You get it!

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Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

Melissa George and Russell Simmons look like they're having a pretty great time Columbia+Jeffrey in New York. Shop away, you two! Shop until you are so sweaty and hot that you must shed your puffy coat and continue on without it.

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Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

I sort of get the feeling that Victoria's Secret models are just always standing around in a Victoria's Secret somewhere perpetually making kissy faces, so this is probably just another day at the office. What a bunch of Cathy's. Ack!

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Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

FNO is, on the whole, a night made up of long lines of (mostly) ladies trying to get in to pricey stores. And at the front of every line, there is the inevitable gaggle of very frazzled PR girls. This particular line is outside Dolce&Gabanna in New York. There was a Bieber inside. Very precious cargo, indeed.

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Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

This is Leighton Meester singing at Tiffany. This is the ridiculousness of the whole event in one image.

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Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

It looks like Rose Hemingway is helping Daniel Radcliffe finger paint, and we know he is a grown-up now because he was once naked in a play and Harry Potter is over. It'sThe Boy Who something something Fashion Night Out.

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Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

Sarah Jessica Parker is being shielded from a pack of rabid shoppers by her very competent-looking bodyguard who looks like he just stepped out of the home theater section of a Best Buy in Paramus.

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Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

Diane von Furstenburg kept her crypt, I mean, partied at her own store in New York.

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Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

Michael Kors finally got to be a Rockette. Once he meets Miss Piggy all the dreams he had when he was eight will be met.

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Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

Fashion's Night of the Living Dead!

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Here's What You Missed During Fashion's Night Out

As a nice little bookend to our FNO journey, here is Anna Wintour's bob and Justin Bieber, touching each other. When their fingers touched a bolt of lightening went between them and shorted out Twitter for 3.7 seconds.

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