One day after Anderson Cooper premiered his new daytime talk show with a somber interview of Amy Winehouse's family, Tuesday's episode of Anderson—which featured Jersey Shore star Snooki—showcased his lighter side. Cooper's lightest side also made an appearance when he stripped down for a Snooki supervised spray-on tanning session.
The verdict? Well, it turns out Cooper's got quite the chiseled torso! But since he doesn't seem to have a single body hair on him, it also felt sort of like watching a naked mole rat get gassed in some animal research facility. Except gayer.