After announcing it to Congress last week, President Obama unveiled the $450 billion American Jobs Act at the White House on Monday. The next morning, Fox & Friends ripped the President for fastening the 200-page bill with a "chintzy clip," a move Stephen Colbert described as "Clip-gate" on tonight's Report.

After playing the Fox & Friends bit, Colbert showed how the story had spread—"from Fox News Studio E to Fox News Studio J"—by playing a similar clip from that afternoon's episode of The Five. And oh, look, it's in the New York Post! Aaaaand nowhere else. Because it's just a damn paper clip.