Which Celebrity Has a Serious Farting Problem?

This reality fixture can't help but pass noxious gas when shopping in Beverly Hills. This actor has stopped playing beard to a famous lesbian and found a new lady, and this actress was a total mess at a fashion show. As long as she didn't stink up the joint, she's in good shape.

1. "We have a source that works in a high-fashion store in Beverly Hills that told us when this D list model/reality star shopped in their store, she had such terrible gas that several customers complained about the smell and sound—on two separate occasions! The employees, who are trained to be professional and discreet, struggled not to laugh or say anything. They claim the star walked around relieving herself loudly and at first they thought it might be a stunt or a joke. Since she's been in the store twice, they now know differently and have decided to breathe into a handkerchief the next time she shops." [BuzzFoto]

2. "There is a rumor going around that they are ring-shopping and getting engaged. No. While she may be looking at rings, he is not. These tales of ring-shopping and wedding-planning are pure gossip supplied by her publicist to make people think that their client is every man's dream girl. She sure is… if your dream girl would never sleep with you. You see, she is a lesbian. A very pretty lesbian, but a lesbian nonetheless. Always has been. He was her beard. Even though they are still friendly (cordial would probably be more accurate ) he still agrees to be seen with her occasionally to keep tongues wagging. It's over, and he has moved on to another hot actress… who really does sleep with him." [Blind Gossip]

3. "This now pretty much unemployed actress who once was on a hit show for this almost network and has been in this spot several times was so wasted at a [Fashion Week] show that she knocked down several chairs in an attempt to get to hers, talked louder than anyone else at the show and was just a really big mess. She needs some help. Fast. It is seriously out of control." [CDaN]