Since the day of Barack Obama's inauguration, pundits and purveyors of "horse race" political journalism have been asking with increasing fervor: who will disconcertingly baby-voiced rapper and Vitamin Water vendor and trusted political power broker 50 Cent endorse in 2012?
Whoa, whoa. Hold your horses there, pardner. These things take time.
On the topic of politics, 50 Cent added, "I don't want to endorse a presidential candidate yet. Last time, I spoke way too soon, and I endorsed Hillary."
Endorse Rick Perry AT ONCE, Fitty. "Lol."
[WSJ. Photo: Getty]