Tot Mom, meet Tit Mom. The 13th season of Dancing with the Stars premiered tonight with a fresh crop of celebrity competitors to break in its brand new set. One of the show's most anticipated moments was the appearance of perpetually angry grief pornographer Nancy Grace. You know, so we could all see how angry she was.

Except that Grace wasn't angry. She was happy. Really happy! So happy, in fact, she felt sexy. How sexy? Well, take a big ol' gulp of the milkshake Grace served up in the above video and then draw your own conclusions.