Twitter Guys Will 'Improve the World' Right After Pounding Shots With Bachelorettes

Having failed to make Twitter a beacon of corporate responsibility, co-founders Ev Williams and Biz Stone launched a new venture to "unlock human potential" and "improve the world." Which they are totally going to get to, just as soon as they finish their tequila and champagne bacchanal at the VIP table of a Las Vegas nightclub.

Stone and Williams can "party like rock stars," Page Six wrote before proceeding to describe a wild night — sorry, early Sunday morning technically — at the XS nightclub at Steve Wynn's Encore resort in Las Vegas. "XS co-owner Jesse Waits set up a table for them right next to the stage, where Williams and Stone and their male pals toasted numerous bachelorette parties and the Swedish DJ with glasses of Champagne and shots of Patron." If Williams is worried about those rumors he drinks too much, or if Stone is worried about being called a useless caviar socialist, they're definitely not showing it. Wait — could it be that their new self confidence startup Lift is already working?