Masturbating to PETA Ads to Require Less ImaginationS

In its ongoing battle to save that most endangered of animals—the troll—vegetarian PR factory PETA has announced that it will be launching a porn website. They're doing absolutely nothing new, in other words.

Well, instead of covering B-list celebrities with strategically placed produce, now they can just have porn stars doing pornography and then at the end when all the pornography is done, maybe toss in a little message about being nice to animals. And not to worry: "PETA officials would track the website to determine if people are viewing the animal rights messages and not just the nudity. Past experience has shown that they will, she said."

It won't be long until the porn stars of PETA are masturbating with sausage links. That would be super kinky.

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