Here's footage shot on Sept. 10 at the Greenlands Labour Club in Lancashire, England, where an enterprising promoter had the inspired idea to pit two, bloodthirsty 8-year-old boys against one another in a cage fight battle royale. You call it a brutal form of child exploitation; they see it as their only ticket out of council flats. Watch in amazement as these scrappy young chavs and/or future looters get their first taste of young blood, then proceed to gut-kick the crap out of one another until one is declared victor and the other breaks down in tears. There is no crying in Pee Wee Mixed Martial Arts Fighting, children! Well, OK. Maybe there's a little crying. [Daily Mail, BBC]