Herman Cain Wins Florida Straw Poll

President of Pizza and Pokemon Herman Cain won today's straw poll of Florida GOP activists, receiving 37 percent of the votes cast. That's 22 more percentage points than second-place finisher Rick Perry received. For his prize, Cain got to ban a mosque.

Neither Mitt Romney nor Iowa straw contest victoressa Michele Bachmann competed in the poll, but Romney came in third place anyway. Bachmann finished last! Florida hates women. [LA Times. Image via AP]