A 1,400-Pound Pumpkin Is Scarier Than You Think

Just watch this giant pumpkin growing in Ken Desrosiers yard in Broad Brook, Connecticut. The 1,487 behemoth took only two and a half months to grow and Desrosiers captured the entire thing with time-lapse photography. We haven't seen this dedication to Halloween since old Roseanne episodes.

Just as you think it can't get any bigger it does, just growing and growing and growing. It looks like it formed a mouth and it's trying to take a sip of that little Pepsi can that's lying next to it. Or it's going to explode and cover everything around it in some toxic orange alien goo sludge or something. This is officially the largest pumpkin in Connecticut history. Take that, Charlie Brown!