The chuckling cheeseburgers at Fox & Friends broached the topic of Chaz Bono, who injured his knee on Dancing with the Stars. All three hosts cringe at the mention of Chaz's name.
Brian Kilmeade: Steve, can you tell us more?
Steve Doocy: Uh, no, I can't. [Laughs] Thank you very for that update.
Gretchen Carlson: [Hands on temples, as though massaging a migraine] Let's talk about the Senate instead! That might take too long to explain to Steve, Brian, and the rest of the world.
Brian Kilmeade: The one part of Chaz that hasn't been operated on!
Steve Doocy: So far! [Laughter]
The mere fact of a transgender human is both stupefying and humorous, you see. In other news, the dumbest kid in every fifth grade gym class in America is mad that Fox & Friends plagiarized his Chaz Bono jokes. [Fox & Friends]